(Warning: If you're thinking that this might be a food related blog - it's not. I'm being metaphorical and this is addressed at those who have a "broader perspective" to things!)
There are some people who have the uncanny knack to freak their fellow denizens beyond plausible limits. In my defense, I do tend to freak people out with my lethargy, lack of interest, poker face, and sudden burst of energy to contradict all of the previous actions - however, these are not terminal freakulosis characteristics